Seth (welcoming grandparents to the twins' mini-birthday party): "Come in! Take a good look around, 'cause our house is usually way messier than this!"
Seth: "Well mom, I would eat this dinner, except that it looks like a booger, tastes like snot and smells like a fart." (For the record, it was chicken, rice and broccoli.)
Alice (after being asked to get her bath towel and pajamas ready for her bedtime bath): "What am I, the maid?"
Thomas: "Mom, if you died, then I would be sad, because then nobody would make my cake on my birthday."
Thomas: "When I am alone in the forest and there is a bear, I will need to wear a diaper. Because it will be very scary, so I will pee my pants."
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You need to pick a few of those and have them made into vinyl lettering for your walls. For reals. :)
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