
To the tune of Old MacDonald:
Sewer water in my sink,
Ew pee-yew, pee-yew,
Oh my gosh, it really stinks,
Ew pee-yew, pee-yew,
There's a dirty dish here,
and a sticky cup there,
With no dishwasher there are dishes every where,
Sewer water in my sink,
Ew pee-yew, pee-yew.
And the plumber is two hours late. Figures.
Update: Plumber Dan came. He was sufficiently covered, so I can't insert any quarter-slot jokes here.