If You Move to the Motherland . . .

You should get together with friends before you go and celebrate the unique cuisine of the motherland by eating green jello with marshmallows, tater-tot casserole, mac n cheese with hotdogs cut up in it, biscuits from a tube, unnaturally blue kool-aid and rice crispie treats. Serve on paper plates with paper towels for napkins. You could also throw in some oddly colored carnations in a mason jar for ambiance.
I think that would be cool.