Just for fun, take this multiple choice test and guess which answer was mine!
1) Are you pregnant?
a- No, I just ate all the chocolate out of my stocking in one day.
b- Uhhh, hmm err. Huh?
c- No.
d- Heck no!
e- Why? Are you?
2) Are your kids always this hyper?
a- Only when they eat this much sugar.
b- Those aren't actually my kids.
c- You consider this hyper?
d- Usually they are about 15 decibels louder than this.
e- You mean those Tasmanian devils with the same last name as me?
3) How much money did you guys pull in this year?
a- More than you.
b- 50 cents.
c- Eh, errrr. Gak. Fum.
d- Not enough.
e- Some.
4) Why did you guys vote for Obama up there in Oregon?
a- You don't know who I voted for.
b- Obama who?
c- He has cute kids.
d- Look! Is that Santa?
e- I didn't vote. I was too lazy (or busy?) to fill out the card and mail it in on time. I know, shame on me.
5) When are you guys having another kid?
a- Never.
b- I'll call you the minute the stick turns pink.
c- Ah, hem. Erk.
d- I dunno.
e- When I win the lottery.
6) Isn't this the longest residency in the history of the world?
a- I'm trying not to think about it. Please don't bring it up.
b- Yes.
c- I think there was this other guy, once in New York. Or was it Florida? Anyway, he did three different specialties . . . it took him twice as long. He finished before he was 54, so we still have some time left before we catch up with him.
d- Michael could probably figure out a way to tack some more years on if I'd let him.
Answer Key:
1-c
2-a
3-d
4-e
5-c
6-a
